So, I’m scanning the ‘potato’ tag today… and I feel I have to point out (for the good of tumblr and society as a whole) that the following things are not potatoes:

- People (I mean you, emo teenagers)

- Cats

- One Direction (yes, I know one of them talked about a potato once, but enough already)

- Music with non-potato lyrics

- Fireworks

- Wolves

Also please stop using the potato tag to make fun of people with disabilities.  This community service announcement will now conclude. Thank you, on behalf of potatoes everywhere.